my dog ...? ...my pet.

this is my dog... uh... thing.
he is very loveable, in a demonic kind of way....

*Wispers*
does anyone want to adopt him...?
i am selling him for one doller...
*ew... he just spit up acid vomit...*
uh... you can have him for free!
* hole in floor forms... and flams start to ignight in basement.*
uh... ill just pay you $100 dollers to take him....!
*runs to call 911... and/or get fire extinwisher....*

*you walk away... slowly... dog gerows at you.... you run out door...*